Sciencetology... Just what the funk is it anyway?

So Sciencetology, as made by Jordan Lomax, is this:
Maybe members of Scientology should switch to "Sciencetology." But, what is Sciencetology? Well, it's nothing like Scientology. Instead, you believe in science... in general. You don't worship it. It's just... THERE.
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Oh, but you do worship the four Emperor-Zeitgeists (I just love the word Zeitgeist!) of the Universe. They are: Jordan Lomax (The King of Muffins), Lord Juan Philadelphio (King of Doom Hammers)... uh... The... Penguin King (Almighty champion of Might)... let's see... Robot Tom Cruise (Prince of Not Real Tom Cruise)... and... Umm... Desu (Baron of Desu).
They may be five, but they are actually four... somehow. DO NOT QUESTION SCIENCETOLOGY!!!
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So What does Hollis think?
Well, He's been asked by the original to create a mythos,
(Mythos: Mythos is a Greek word meaning "story, legend" and may refer to:
-Myth or Mythology
-The shared elements, characters, settings and themes in a set of works, e.g. Cthulhu Mythos)

Yeah, so I'm gonna.
In Sciencetology, the x out of 4 emperor zeitgeists worship the original, the speaker of science, Lomaxitron. Lomaxitron's job is to interpret science as it is spoken to him by the deities of science.
The deities of science are:

Gagalon - Deity of Physics
Upsilon - Deity of Chemistry
Baknaporhicalon - Female Deity of Horticulture (Fifi Rachdi, props for the name!)
Spektalon - Deity of Statics
Polygorgalon - Deity of Geometry
Porshkifilon - Geology, Deity of
Poultry (um...) lon? - Deity of All Winged Fowl
PsiGeist - Supreme Diety of Science

So these kids give orders to LOMAXITRON, who give orders to the
emperor-zeitgeists of the universe; who then run the universe as per their orders.

By the way, I have added a few new Zietgeists to the emperor roster.
6/4th Emperor Rob (Emperor of sinister Ministries)
7/4th Emperor Hollis Esquire (Archduke Bishop of people who gravitate to nerds with charisma)
8/4th Emperor F1F1 (Bringer of Legendary sounding things, like paper cranes)
9/4th Emperor Zat [Seth Evans] (Son of Sidmier, god of civilization)
10/4th Emperor Blurge (Emperor of 10 out of 4 emperors of the universe)

And the Excommunicated, Terminus the Immaculate Corruption