Chief VS. Freeman

So, I'm going to launch this blog with my best idea yet for a
"STUFF VS OTHER STUFF" battle.
.M. Chief: III
Freeman: IIIII
*If there is a tie by sunday, the winner is Chief by default thanks to
Seth Evan's remarkable post.
*Edit two, Yeah, sorry Evans. Lokioffhanded used a toast reference.
Sorry, still tied.
PS: Seth? Don't mess with loki, that rabbit's dynamite!

VERSUS!!!