Tuesday, March 25, 2008

top 10 cool things I've found on the internet.

10

Warui Eiga Wa Warui

Great Movie that I acted in for japanese. It might be on the bottom of the blog too, depends on your browser.

9

YTMND
You're the man now dawg!
Yeah, these guys pretty much invented internet humour.

8

PicLens Firefox Extension
View the web as never before, If you are familiar with media center, this is easy peasy. If not, time to learn, this is just epic.

7

Team Paradox

These guys know the stuff...
If you aren't into the dark side, avoid partnership.
Software hack team, word fail me.

6

Operation Buccaneer

Particularly this quote,
"This investigation only assits the multibillion-dollar companys to swindle you, the avid consumer, as well as the vulnerable people that deem information should be free, sure we would like people to buy the games they test play, but it dosent happen because people have to pay #$ a gallon for gas and shit. Technology is to be used for the good of all, not some fat ass company man who dosent know the first thing from a rar to a iso...... Gravy is awful good.
buj, Member of razor 1911

A software raid against piracy, directly related to those above items.

5

Waruiblog, emperor Fjool

Inquisitive Weblog, meh, let his writing explain that to you.

4

Reality Lapse

Anime downloads made (relatively) easy. Tis where I got all of Naruto!

3

OcRemix

Remix site of music. Video Game Music! Wheeeeee!!!!!!
Actually, probably the most insane music I listen to, it is that good, quality wise. If you don't like video game music, this will change your mind, easy.

2

Anonymous

Yeah, another internet group of sweaty nerds, except that they destroy scientology. Take it tom cruise!
Plus they act just like me and rob. Cool Huh?

1

Lifehacker

yes, a blog post about a blog which makes top 10's about the coolest stuff on the internet.
Hooray! redundancy!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Really long, and stupid names.

You may have noticed Jordans post on the Warui Blog about the now lost planet thing. Yeah,
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition: Colonies Edition, this makes me want to advertise all games with two subtitles.
Ex.
Resistance
Fall of Man
Second attack

The Call
Phtagn'
Pt 2 Survival

Descent Freespace 2
The Great War
Return of Insolence

You see what I'm saying?

So My blog has a new official name!
Stuff Vs Other Stuff
Alex Hollis (Esq)
Sciencetology!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

New Battle

Corn!




VERSUS


THIS GUNDAM!!!!!


VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

FALCON WEEBCOMMMMICCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Yeah, it's gonna be a anime-esque webcomic based on the lives of these excellent individuals...
Alex Hollis (Rear Admiral Aldranon ESQ.)
Robert Radford (The SINISTER MINISTER)
Mmm Skones... (Skones... But pronounced, muhahahah, SCONES muHaHaHAHAHA!!!)
Connor Hollis (Chollis)
Jordan Lomax (Max Lordan)
Wyatt Fogia (Wynaut)
Mark Iam (Oblivionous) (mark, MARK!!! That's your name! Ok? Ah, he's not paying attention anyway...)
Darin Jones (Doc)
Alex Vail (Truckin' Vail)
Seth Evans (Seth Radio)
Micheal Benitez (The Mike ^3)

But our first set is going to be our falcon montage!

Monday, March 10, 2008

The opposing force of Terminus!

Rasasiel - The other son of that "something."

So this rasasiel, was being born of that something, at the same time as JJ a1 Abrahms. Rasasiel was originally the child known as Sean F3 Connery. When Sean was a child, JJ Abrahms; decided that he was gong to kill sean. Sean decided that this was no good, so he transformed into Rasasiel, being able to deflect all of Terminus's powers.

The other deities of science thought that the deflektion of this evil power would be dangerous for the inhabitants of the planet earth. The told Rasasiel that he would have to delect the power if it ever came near the earth.

This meant that Rasasiel would have to stay on earth, to make sure this super energy never caused us to cease to be...

Rasasiel laid low for a long long time, until Al Gore stumbled upon his underground lair.
Rasasiel evaded being captured by Gore for scientific research by distracting Gore with the before-now unknown substance known as the internet.

So yeah, Rasasiel invented the internet!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

the Sciencetology expanded again!!!

(From the Warui Blog...)
I made up Sciencetology during a post about Anonymous vs. Scientology a bit ago. After allowing my friend to expand upon the mythos of Scientology (http://stuffvsotherstuff.blogspot.com/2008/03/sciencetology-just-what-funk-is-it.html), I became inspired to... CREATE!
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So, I realized one key flaw with Sciencetology as a whole: There's no evil force! That's not to say I don't like peace. Actually, the reason I need an evil force is because the Emperor-Zeitgeists have cool powers (I mean, probably...) BUT NOTHING TO FIGHT! So, here is my introduction of the Scientology's first evil...


The Ballad of Terminus

IN THE DAWN OF TIME, THERE WAS NOTHING! But then, Something came into being. Something was the beginning of all, as it was the original being. Nobody's sure how he came into being... HE JUST DID, OKAY!
So, something drifted across the void and created some things. The problem was, that he forgot to create oxygen, so he perished. But as he died, he created two things: The Emperor-Zeitgeists and Oxygen.
While the Emperor-Zeitgeists went off and did their thing, there was one in particular who this story focuses on. His name was J.J. M1 Abrams, Emperor of Really Slow Torrents. He was really mad because his power sucked and he was abysmal at Gears of War. Although, he did have a drill for a hand, so what do you expect.
He was also a really bad Empzeit so he decided to become evil (Don't mock the guy, he's got mental issues). His form became twisted, eventually mutating him into a twisting mass of evil.
Now, he floats in space as a large crazy lookin' thing... and he... spawns minions... like sinspawn from Final Fantasy X or the things from Cloverfield.
But, J.J. M1 Abrams was a stupid evil name, so he decided to change it to something more final boss-like (like the kind from Japanese RPGs). He had become the ultimate evil: Terminus, The Immaculate Corruption.
Yes, he was very evil indeed. But, realizing that he was still not powerful enough to siege the Empzeits, he traverses space (and meta-space) to find a source of "funk." This substance has the power to decimate entire universes if used incorrectly.
Because Terminus (although, more known just as "The evil") quests for this substance, it is considered the most holy of all sciencetologists... aside from, well, science and science equipment. And yes, science can be a "substance" if I say so.


Which means...

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Wednsday!

Due to a shipping error, I have now been grossly overstocked on Funk Shakes,
And I plan on passing the savings on to YOU!!!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Funk....

It is the bringer of all funk to the world, and I, Alex Hollis (Esquire) Shall be selling funk shakes.
5 dollars a cup.

Sciencetology... Just what the funk is it anyway?

So Sciencetology, as made by Jordan Lomax, is this:
Maybe members of Scientology should switch to "Sciencetology." But, what is Sciencetology? Well, it's nothing like Scientology. Instead, you believe in science... in general. You don't worship it. It's just... THERE.
...
Oh, but you do worship the four Emperor-Zeitgeists (I just love the word Zeitgeist!) of the Universe. They are: Jordan Lomax (The King of Muffins), Lord Juan Philadelphio (King of Doom Hammers)... uh... The... Penguin King (Almighty champion of Might)... let's see... Robot Tom Cruise (Prince of Not Real Tom Cruise)... and... Umm... Desu (Baron of Desu).
They may be five, but they are actually four... somehow. DO NOT QUESTION SCIENCETOLOGY!!!
...

So What does Hollis think?
Well, He's been asked by the original to create a mythos,
(Mythos: Mythos is a Greek word meaning "story, legend" and may refer to:
-Myth or Mythology
-The shared elements, characters, settings and themes in a set of works, e.g. Cthulhu Mythos)

Yeah, so I'm gonna.
In Sciencetology, the x out of 4 emperor zeitgeists worship the original, the speaker of science, Lomaxitron. Lomaxitron's job is to interpret science as it is spoken to him by the deities of science.
The deities of science are:

Gagalon - Deity of Physics
Upsilon - Deity of Chemistry
Baknaporhicalon - Female Deity of Horticulture (Fifi Rachdi, props for the name!)
Spektalon - Deity of Statics
Polygorgalon - Deity of Geometry
Porshkifilon - Geology, Deity of
Poultry (um...) lon? - Deity of All Winged Fowl
PsiGeist - Supreme Diety of Science

So these kids give orders to LOMAXITRON, who give orders to the
emperor-zeitgeists of the universe; who then run the universe as per their orders.

By the way, I have added a few new Zietgeists to the emperor roster.
6/4th Emperor Rob (Emperor of sinister Ministries)
7/4th Emperor Hollis Esquire (Archduke Bishop of people who gravitate to nerds with charisma)
8/4th Emperor F1F1 (Bringer of Legendary sounding things, like paper cranes)
9/4th Emperor Zat [Seth Evans] (Son of Sidmier, god of civilization)
10/4th Emperor Blurge (Emperor of 10 out of 4 emperors of the universe)

And the Excommunicated, Terminus the Immaculate Corruption

Sunday, March 2, 2008

OCREMIX on last fm... Sweet...


So, I might just start blogging up in this kid!

I will still keep the weekly / (everytimeifeellikeit) battles, but I might just start blogging in this flying bizcatch.

I dunno, what do you think?

Vote here
(Well, not here, on the top right of the main page...)