Episode 1 of the series, CITY 14 is online!

Actually, it was online decades ago, (not really, but it very well could have been...)
Here's a link to the main website.
City 14
Here's the Machinima.com link
Machinima.com
Youtube.
Awesome.
Check it out, comment, all the usual jazz.
I've got an 8am so I'm off to bed.
Later!

About 15 days since my last post.

Not a whole lot has happened. I've read this entire Webcomic
And started to read this one.
S'all good, I'd give the First one, Megatokyo, a double thumbs up.
The second one, Dominic Deagan, is more humorous, but still a good read.
Oh, A group of popular individuals, known as the City 14 team, is writing a Half-Life 2 based machinima, called, guess what, City 14.
It'll be at this website, once my brother fixes WAMP. He received a GB500 Hard Drive in the /\/\4||_ today.

It's pretty freakin sw33t!
Great Luck for all of the Athletes Chinese!
May fortune forrow they footsteps!
Oh, and if anyone lipsyncs to a chinese song this week, I'll kill them.
Ok?

Steven Colbert had the Beetis

You heard it here first America! Colbert mentioned Wilford Brimley (Beetis Beetis) on the 29th of July.
For those of you who don't know who this guy is, here!
BEETIS

YAY!

OSU Bloggage.

So, I'm writing this entry from Corvallis. That is OSU, where I'll be selling fireworks for the next few days, I love laptops, don't you?

Amber, I'm sorry about your Xbox, but there hasn't been time to worry about it, I have it all packed up, but haven't left the house with it yet. You'll get it back I assume. Hooray for Microsoft word, And vista!

And apparently, everyone here blogs… Which I will stop laughing about once the word blog doesn't sound dirty.

Updating a blog from word…

It's pretty fun, I gotta admit!

It's just another one of those hobbies I can take care of from without the internets!

By the way, Jordan, You play Freelancer yet???

If no, I'm gonna kill your cousin.

Anywho, I was reading a bit of Wikipedia, and there was this article about the internet, and the way it works.

The article is here.

Check it out!

Awesome!

Seriously!
I posted it twice!

Gravemind

So my friend Rob just finished Halo 2 on PC, on XP... Yeah, I'm pretty good at cool stuff like that, google search for the 1911 repack.
Anyway, We were discussing the finer points of the game, and constantly the topic of the Gravemind's Poetry started popping up.

Example:
Silence fills the empty grave now that I have gone,
But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on.
I will ask and you will answer.
Moar Example:
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen.."
"If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the key from turning, but first it must be found. You will search one likely spot... and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers."

Why should this terrible voice of bad poetry (Think Vogons) Be the central Consciousness of the most powerful race in the universe?

New Fight-dizzle

Super Haken!!!!
GODziLLa
VERSIS
ENTERPRISE EEEEE!!!!!

MOAR Sciencetology!!!! 1!

So, we've found a new set of characters for this epic "Radio Drama."

We've found a race of people known as "Haken."

(Haken means part-time worker in japan...)

The Haken are actually robots that look like people, and they work at a company called the Super Haken Force.

The Super Haken is a robot comprised of the 5 Lesser Haken, the gundam-esque battle suits that are brought into battle by the Haken.

The individual Lesser Haken are of no consequence in power, they are only capable of defeating very weak enemies.

In order to use the super haken However, the Haken must merge their individual Lesser Haken together, and contreol it using the five haken as pilots, think megazord from power rangers...

There are also individual haken from other places in the wirld, who have more powerful lesser Haken.

One such character is the totally obscure bartender, Ryuto, who has no plot significance is totally powerful. His Lesser Haken is a single fighter, capable of defeating large foes without any merging. His Haken's vehicle form is an f-22 fighter, and he ends up joining the SHF during an epic battle.

He and 3 of the main Haken Characters are battling a vicious foe, he is laying down extreme prejudice, but must expend half of his energy protecting the Haken until the other 2 haken arrive.

The other two do arrive, just as Ryuto is blasted into the air, he quickly transforms into a plane, and begins launching missiles furiously at the enemy, this is met with no damage!

He thinks quickly, and transforms his plane into a giant 2 bladed sword, with jet engines on it!

See, totally obscure but necessary side characters.

top 10 cool things I've found on the internet.

10

Warui Eiga Wa Warui
Great Movie that I acted in for japanese. It might be on the bottom of the blog too, depends on your browser.

9

YTMND
You're the man now dawg!
Yeah, these guys pretty much invented internet humour.

8

PicLens Firefox Extension
View the web as never before, If you are familiar with media center, this is easy peasy. If not, time to learn, this is just epic.

7

Team Paradox
These guys know the stuff...
If you aren't into the dark side, avoid partnership.
Software hack team, word fail me.

6

Operation Buccaneer

Particularly this quote,
"This investigation only assits the multibillion-dollar companys to swindle you, the avid consumer, as well as the vulnerable people that deem information should be free, sure we would like people to buy the games they test play, but it dosent happen because people have to pay #$ a gallon for gas and shit. Technology is to be used for the good of all, not some fat ass company man who dosent know the first thing from a rar to a iso...... Gravy is awful good.
— buj, Member of razor 1911

A software raid against piracy, directly related to those above items.

5

Waruiblog, emperor Fjool

Inquisitive Weblog, meh, let his writing explain that to you.

4

Reality Lapse
Anime downloads made (relatively) easy. Tis where I got all of Naruto!

3

OcRemix

Remix site of music. Video Game Music! Wheeeeee!!!!!!
Actually, probably the most insane music I listen to, it is that good, quality wise. If you don't like video game music, this will change your mind, easy.

2

Anonymous

Yeah, another internet group of sweaty nerds, except that they destroy scientology. Take it tom cruise!
Plus they act just like me and rob. Cool Huh?

1

Lifehacker

yes, a blog post about a blog which makes top 10's about the coolest stuff on the internet.
Hooray! redundancy!

Really long, and stupid names.

You may have noticed Jordans post on the Warui Blog about the now lost planet thing. Yeah,
Lost Planet: Extreme Condition: Colonies Edition, this makes me want to advertise all games with two subtitles.
Ex.
Resistance
Fall of Man
Second attack

The Call
Phtagn'
Pt 2 Survival

Descent Freespace 2
The Great War
Return of Insolence

You see what I'm saying?

So My blog has a new official name!
Stuff Vs Other Stuff
Alex Hollis (Esq)
Sciencetology!

New Battle

Corn!




VERSUS


THIS GUNDAM!!!!!


VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

FALCON WEEBCOMMMMICCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Yeah, it's gonna be a anime-esque webcomic based on the lives of these excellent individuals...
Alex Hollis (Rear Admiral Aldranon ESQ.)
Robert Radford (The SINISTER MINISTER)
Mmm Skones... (Skones... But pronounced, muhahahah, SCONES muHaHaHAHAHA!!!)
Connor Hollis (Chollis)
Jordan Lomax (Max Lordan)
Wyatt Fogia (Wynaut)
Mark Iam (Oblivionous) (mark, MARK!!! That's your name! Ok? Ah, he's not paying attention anyway...)
Darin Jones (Doc)
Alex Vail (Truckin' Vail)
Seth Evans (Seth Radio)
Micheal Benitez (The Mike ^3)

But our first set is going to be our falcon montage!

The opposing force of Terminus!

Rasasiel - The other son of that "something."

So this rasasiel, was being born of that something, at the same time as JJ a1 Abrahms. Rasasiel was originally the child known as Sean F3 Connery. When Sean was a child, JJ Abrahms; decided that he was gong to kill sean. Sean decided that this was no good, so he transformed into Rasasiel, being able to deflect all of Terminus's powers.

The other deities of science thought that the deflektion of this evil power would be dangerous for the inhabitants of the planet earth. The told Rasasiel that he would have to delect the power if it ever came near the earth.

This meant that Rasasiel would have to stay on earth, to make sure this super energy never caused us to cease to be...

Rasasiel laid low for a long long time, until Al Gore stumbled upon his underground lair.
Rasasiel evaded being captured by Gore for scientific research by distracting Gore with the before-now unknown substance known as the internet.

So yeah, Rasasiel invented the internet!

the Sciencetology expanded again!!!

(From the Warui Blog...)
I made up Sciencetology during a post about Anonymous vs. Scientology a bit ago. After allowing my friend to expand upon the mythos of Scientology (http://stuffvsotherstuff.blogspot.com/2008/03/sciencetology-just-what-funk-is-it.html), I became inspired to... CREATE!
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So, I realized one key flaw with Sciencetology as a whole: There's no evil force! That's not to say I don't like peace. Actually, the reason I need an evil force is because the Emperor-Zeitgeists have cool powers (I mean, probably...) BUT NOTHING TO FIGHT! So, here is my introduction of the Scientology's first evil...

The Ballad of Terminus

IN THE DAWN OF TIME, THERE WAS NOTHING! But then, Something came into being. Something was the beginning of all, as it was the original being. Nobody's sure how he came into being... HE JUST DID, OKAY!
So, something drifted across the void and created some things. The problem was, that he forgot to create oxygen, so he perished. But as he died, he created two things: The Emperor-Zeitgeists and Oxygen.
While the Emperor-Zeitgeists went off and did their thing, there was one in particular who this story focuses on. His name was J.J. M1 Abrams, Emperor of Really Slow Torrents. He was really mad because his power sucked and he was abysmal at Gears of War. Although, he did have a drill for a hand, so what do you expect.
He was also a really bad Empzeit so he decided to become evil (Don't mock the guy, he's got mental issues). His form became twisted, eventually mutating him into a twisting mass of evil.
Now, he floats in space as a large crazy lookin' thing... and he... spawns minions... like sinspawn from Final Fantasy X or the things from Cloverfield.
But, J.J. M1 Abrams was a stupid evil name, so he decided to change it to something more final boss-like (like the kind from Japanese RPGs). He had become the ultimate evil: Terminus, The Immaculate Corruption.
Yes, he was very evil indeed. But, realizing that he was still not powerful enough to siege the Empzeits, he traverses space (and meta-space) to find a source of "funk." This substance has the power to decimate entire universes if used incorrectly.
Because Terminus (although, more known just as "The evil") quests for this substance, it is considered the most holy of all sciencetologists... aside from, well, science and science equipment. And yes, science can be a "substance" if I say so.


Which means...

Wednsday!

Due to a shipping error, I have now been grossly overstocked on Funk Shakes,
And I plan on passing the savings on to YOU!!!!

The Funk....

It is the bringer of all funk to the world, and I, Alex Hollis (Esquire) Shall be selling funk shakes.
5 dollars a cup.

Sciencetology... Just what the funk is it anyway?

So Sciencetology, as made by Jordan Lomax, is this:
Maybe members of Scientology should switch to "Sciencetology." But, what is Sciencetology? Well, it's nothing like Scientology. Instead, you believe in science... in general. You don't worship it. It's just... THERE.
...
Oh, but you do worship the four Emperor-Zeitgeists (I just love the word Zeitgeist!) of the Universe. They are: Jordan Lomax (The King of Muffins), Lord Juan Philadelphio (King of Doom Hammers)... uh... The... Penguin King (Almighty champion of Might)... let's see... Robot Tom Cruise (Prince of Not Real Tom Cruise)... and... Umm... Desu (Baron of Desu).
They may be five, but they are actually four... somehow. DO NOT QUESTION SCIENCETOLOGY!!!
...

So What does Hollis think?
Well, He's been asked by the original to create a mythos,
(Mythos: Mythos is a Greek word meaning "story, legend" and may refer to:
-Myth or Mythology
-The shared elements, characters, settings and themes in a set of works, e.g. Cthulhu Mythos)

Yeah, so I'm gonna.
In Sciencetology, the x out of 4 emperor zeitgeists worship the original, the speaker of science, Lomaxitron. Lomaxitron's job is to interpret science as it is spoken to him by the deities of science.
The deities of science are:

Gagalon - Deity of Physics
Upsilon - Deity of Chemistry
Baknaporhicalon - Female Deity of Horticulture (Fifi Rachdi, props for the name!)
Spektalon - Deity of Statics
Polygorgalon - Deity of Geometry
Porshkifilon - Geology, Deity of
Poultry (um...) lon? - Deity of All Winged Fowl
PsiGeist - Supreme Diety of Science

So these kids give orders to LOMAXITRON, who give orders to the
emperor-zeitgeists of the universe; who then run the universe as per their orders.

By the way, I have added a few new Zietgeists to the emperor roster.
6/4th Emperor Rob (Emperor of sinister Ministries)
7/4th Emperor Hollis Esquire (Archduke Bishop of people who gravitate to nerds with charisma)
8/4th Emperor F1F1 (Bringer of Legendary sounding things, like paper cranes)
9/4th Emperor Zat [Seth Evans] (Son of Sidmier, god of civilization)
10/4th Emperor Blurge (Emperor of 10 out of 4 emperors of the universe)

And the Excommunicated, Terminus the Immaculate Corruption

OCREMIX on last fm... Sweet...

So, I might just start blogging up in this kid!

I will still keep the weekly / (everytimeifeellikeit) battles, but I might just start blogging in this flying bizcatch.

I dunno, what do you think?

Vote here
(Well, not here, on the top right of the main page...)

Apply to be a NINJA!!!! For Hollis...

Do It!

Flak Cannon vs. Tom Cruise

VERSUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one

Jordan Lomax:

Why didn't you call it "Anti-Aircraft Flaktillery"?

So The WINNER is,

Flak Cannon, with 7 votes.

and Tom Cruise, with 1?

Who voted for cruise?

I will lay down quite teh smackdown.

New Video!!!

Yes, Pure Awesome....

I'm Back New Battle; Rice vs Rice vs Rice

For now!!!!

Here's a Battle!!!

Jerry Rice

Versus Condoleezza Rice

Versus Fried Rice!!!

Two People go in, one bowl of rice gets eaten,

Then One person Comes out.

Then another person comes out later

In a body bag...

Schrodingers RoLcat

VERSUS....

YOUR BRAIN!!!!

Yeah, That awesome, your brain will die.

GLaDOS vs ZUNE

GLaDOS (Portal)

OMG VERSUS-NESS!!!!1one!

80 Gig ZUNE