the Sciencetology expanded again!!!

(From the Warui Blog...)
I made up Sciencetology during a post about Anonymous vs. Scientology a bit ago. After allowing my friend to expand upon the mythos of Scientology (http://stuffvsotherstuff.blogspot.com/2008/03/sciencetology-just-what-funk-is-it.html), I became inspired to... CREATE!
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So, I realized one key flaw with Sciencetology as a whole: There's no evil force! That's not to say I don't like peace. Actually, the reason I need an evil force is because the Emperor-Zeitgeists have cool powers (I mean, probably...) BUT NOTHING TO FIGHT! So, here is my introduction of the Scientology's first evil...

The Ballad of Terminus

IN THE DAWN OF TIME, THERE WAS NOTHING! But then, Something came into being. Something was the beginning of all, as it was the original being. Nobody's sure how he came into being... HE JUST DID, OKAY!
So, something drifted across the void and created some things. The problem was, that he forgot to create oxygen, so he perished. But as he died, he created two things: The Emperor-Zeitgeists and Oxygen.
While the Emperor-Zeitgeists went off and did their thing, there was one in particular who this story focuses on. His name was J.J. M1 Abrams, Emperor of Really Slow Torrents. He was really mad because his power sucked and he was abysmal at Gears of War. Although, he did have a drill for a hand, so what do you expect.
He was also a really bad Empzeit so he decided to become evil (Don't mock the guy, he's got mental issues). His form became twisted, eventually mutating him into a twisting mass of evil.
Now, he floats in space as a large crazy lookin' thing... and he... spawns minions... like sinspawn from Final Fantasy X or the things from Cloverfield.
But, J.J. M1 Abrams was a stupid evil name, so he decided to change it to something more final boss-like (like the kind from Japanese RPGs). He had become the ultimate evil: Terminus, The Immaculate Corruption.
Yes, he was very evil indeed. But, realizing that he was still not powerful enough to siege the Empzeits, he traverses space (and meta-space) to find a source of "funk." This substance has the power to decimate entire universes if used incorrectly.
Because Terminus (although, more known just as "The evil") quests for this substance, it is considered the most holy of all sciencetologists... aside from, well, science and science equipment. And yes, science can be a "substance" if I say so.


Which means...