"STUFF VS OTHER STUFF" battle.
.M. Chief: III
Freeman: IIIII
*If there is a tie by sunday, the winner is Chief by default thanks to
Seth Evan's remarkable post.
*Edit two, Yeah, sorry Evans. Lokioffhanded used a toast reference.
Sorry, still tied.
PS: Seth? Don't mess with loki, that rabbit's dynamite!
VERSUS!!!
9 comments:
Hard Choice, it would have all sorts a variables to take into account, and I'm too lazy to do that. I just have to go with the Chief. If it was Freeman vs a Zombie and Chief vs a Zombie, Freeman would win.
Hmmmmm... Once again, hard choice. I am more of a fan of Master Chief's work, and have not dabbled much into Freeman, although I firmly believe this round goes to Freeman for one reason only. The crowbar is the most damn useful weapon invented by video game developers to date. I'm sorry Chief, but you lose baby.
CROWBAR FTW!!!
Well, I would first go with Master Chief, just because I have played all his games and witnessed his awesome killing expertise. But, apparently Gordon Freeman went to MIT...
maybe he majored in killing and graduated with honors.
I think I'll go with Freeman.
While Gordon Freemen might defeat Master Chief in a debate of Quantum Electrodynamics, Master Chief owns Mr. Freeman at killing stuff. Think about it. Master Chief was chosen from birth and gentically enhanced and trained for the sole and express purpose of killing other things!! Gordong Freeman on the other hand, is a theoretical physicist, who attended MIT. I have nothing against nerds; they're the most awesome people on the planet. However, I somehow doubt that Mr. Freeman took a class on the correct usage of the grenade or gravity gun during his time at MIT (although he could probably build both). Also, while he was busy studying at MIT, given his temperment and physical appearance, I doubt he took much...how do I say this...PHYSICAL COMBAT TRAINGING!!! A theoretical physicist of Mr. Freeman's build CANNOT beat a zombie to death with a crowbar!! It's absurd; it makes no sense. Even Master Cheif, with his mechanically enhanced muscles, has a hard time melee-ing Flood to death. Thank you for listening. I hope I have shown you the light. Master Chief for the win!
One would assume that if you can build something, you probably understand how it works fairly well. And if you know how it works, you can probably operate it. While this theory is not correct for, say heavy machinery, I do believe it works for something like a grenade or rifle. Plus, look at him. Does he look like a normal physicist? I mean really. It defies logic, but then again so does the amazingness of sliced bread+heat. My point is. Improbable, yes. Impossible, no.
Toast, FTW!!!
Master Chief wou;ld run fast e nough to kill freeman before freeman could pull out his stpuid gravity gun. Also the gravity gun would not be able to stop a spartan laser and his 4 pouind garbage suit vs his half ton energy shield heaven of a suit would smash on freeman. poor freeman. loser
Freeman + Gravity Gun= Win
It's all simple math, really...
As far as I can tell, the crowbar is Freeman's best weapon, and that means it is a close range weapon. Chief would win with all his long range guns of mass destruction. Crowbar vs rocket launcher.... hmm.... my bet is on the rocket launcher.
unless chief IS Freeman....
Gordon Freeman would win!!
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